Oxygen Vampire

A person that sucks up all the good oxygen without a brain that requires it.

That oxygen vampire just pulled away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in their car.

by Vladthelunchpailer August 22, 2022

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Mexican vampire

A Mexican who is too white for their race

Oh look at that Mexican vampire

by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018

Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.

- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.

by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009

Rising Vampire

The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.

She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.

by Fishfillay May 8, 2019

Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021