by t-gaiter November 16, 2004
Get the utber mug.(adj) characterized by a feeling of perfection, living or acting in an impeccable manner, and used in describing experiences
He described his visit to the north pole to be utopically.
by averagejoe52 December 20, 2008
Get the Utopically mug.A Supposedly Enterprise grade Data Encryption/Security Software Solution for PC's and Laptops. Only problem with it is it works too well such that upon a reboot of your PC you cannot login to it. This makes your data 100% safe from any hacker, terrorist and even you.
IT Guy 1: "Dude, I totally just Encrypted my laptop and now I can't login to it!"
IT Guy 2: "Ouch dude, looks like you got Utimaco'd"
IT Guy 1: "Fuckin Utimaco"
IT Guy 2: "Yeah its a piece of shit"
IT Guy 2: "Ouch dude, looks like you got Utimaco'd"
IT Guy 1: "Fuckin Utimaco"
IT Guy 2: "Yeah its a piece of shit"
by Data Addict April 8, 2009
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Get the Buttcock Utopia mug.Getting fucked by your iPhone's text recognition after trying to type "yeah," in a text message. Instead of reading your mind and spelling "yeah", your conniving fucking iPhone "corrects" your pitiful attempt at texting "yeah" ("urag", for example) and changes it into the word, "Utah." Shit!
(text) Homey: Hey, you coming to this circlejerk?
(text) Me: Utah. I'll be there in 20.
(text) Homey: Utah???
(text) me: Balls!! Utah'd again!!!
(text) Me: Utah. I'll be there in 20.
(text) Homey: Utah???
(text) me: Balls!! Utah'd again!!!
by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008
Get the Utah'd mug.A fat, white Mormon, with an exceptionally hairy body. A fat white Mormon woman with very hairy legs and a mustache. Fat white Utah Mormon men with bright red hairy beards.
(At A Buffet Restaurant)
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause
by IDONTLIKEUTAHBECAUSEMORMONSUCK February 20, 2010
Get the Utah Grizzly mug.If you a looking for a way to describe your extreme hate for something with a word stronger than the word hate, this is the word for you.
Man 1: "Bro, your car sucks."
Man 2: "This bitch-ass car... I utterly-fucking-despise this piece of shit."
Man 1: "Cool beans, dude."
Man 2: "This bitch-ass car... I utterly-fucking-despise this piece of shit."
Man 1: "Cool beans, dude."
by hippofrenzy July 8, 2011
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