2 definitions by Dingleberry12
Getting fucked by your iPhone's text recognition after trying to type "yeah," in a text message. Instead of reading your mind and spelling "yeah", your conniving fucking iPhone "corrects" your pitiful attempt at texting "yeah" ("urag", for example) and changes it into the word, "Utah." Shit!
(text) Homey: Hey, you coming to this circlejerk?
(text) Me: Utah. I'll be there in 20.
(text) Homey: Utah???
(text) me: Balls!! Utah'd again!!!
(text) Me: Utah. I'll be there in 20.
(text) Homey: Utah???
(text) me: Balls!! Utah'd again!!!
by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008
An absurdly high ratio of guys to girls, dudes to bitches, cocks to cat-flaps, sausages to snatches, etc. Aka, "sauage fest".
Friend: "Dude, it's a total cockfest in here."
Me: "Yeah, what a scroteo. Let's head over to MoonJammers."
Me: "Yeah, what a scroteo. Let's head over to MoonJammers."
by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008