1 definition by IDONTLIKEUTAHBECAUSEMORMONSUCK
A fat, white Mormon, with an exceptionally hairy body. A fat white Mormon woman with very hairy legs and a mustache. Fat white Utah Mormon men with bright red hairy beards.
(At A Buffet Restaurant)
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause
by IDONTLIKEUTAHBECAUSEMORMONSUCK February 20, 2010