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Utah'd

Getting fucked by your iPhone's text recognition after trying to type "yeah," in a text message. Instead of reading your mind and spelling "yeah", your conniving fucking iPhone "corrects" your pitiful attempt at texting "yeah" ("urag", for example) and changes it into the word, "Utah." Shit!
(text) Homey: Hey, you coming to this circlejerk?
(text) Me: Utah. I'll be there in 20.
(text) Homey: Utah???
(text) me: Balls!! Utah'd again!!!
by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008
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Utah County'd

to take a clever or funny idea and overuse it until nobody but the people in Utah County thinks it is funny.
Jimmered got Utah County'd.
by webmonkey054 May 30, 2011
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utah drivers

A disastrous combination of distracted parents, confused country folk, overly cautious grandparents, and sexually repressed teenagers.
Typical Utah drivers:

People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.

A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.

An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…

A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
by I grew up here December 5, 2013
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utah rainy day

The act of ejaculating on an umbrella then shoving it in her anus.
Wanting to mix it up in the bedroom and knowing that my wife liked cum all over her, I decided to give Sheila a Utah rainy day.
by ipsquad April 19, 2009
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Utah Jaw Dropper

A sexual maneuver in which the the girl is on top, facing the man, who is on his back. As she is riding him, a friend comes from behind and penetrates her anally, causing great surpise, or "jaw-dropping".
Steve was bonin' his girl, and Al decided to pull a Utah Jaw Dropper on her. Needless to say, that bitch freaked out!
by theyoneman April 3, 2007
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Utah Ugly Duckling

The act of inhaling hookah/cigarette/cigar smoke and then blowing it into a girl's pussy. The girl then queef's the smoke back out into the air.
Ashley got a Utah Ugly Duckling from Jeff at the party.
by Thanatos Nex March 6, 2010
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Draper Utah

suburb of slc. rich men and hot moms. full of MILF's and stuck up teenagers with their parents amex and brand new cars. nothing wrong with that.
by princesshai December 16, 2010
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