When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.
person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass
by greekguy69 June 30, 2022
Get the wtf,go touch grass mug.This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)
by TJStoner September 7, 2007
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A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
by Diego November 12, 2003
Get the Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole mug."I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."
by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007
Get the the thing that when you touch it you throw up mug.A way of expressing love between two people involving hitting/slapping/pushing of each other.
This method of love expression is predominant between males.
A/N: 'One Touch Love' was popularized by the Jaemin couple of DBSK.
This method of love expression is predominant between males.
A/N: 'One Touch Love' was popularized by the Jaemin couple of DBSK.
Jaejoong: Ow Changmin, why did you hit me?
Changmin: Hyung, I'm just showing you some 'One Touch Love'.
Changmin: Hyung, I'm just showing you some 'One Touch Love'.
by Hoshiko_Malfoy August 4, 2008
Get the One Touch Love mug.The opposite of having the "Midas Touch"; instead of turning to gold, whatever that person touches turns to shit. Named after George "Dubya" Bush. Every business venture he's been involved with has been a dismal failure.
I wouldn't want him running my company, he's got the Dubya Touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
by Big Bad Sky November 9, 2006
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While it is not very satisfying, it can be a hopeful prospect, and is convenient for rushed situations.
While it is not very satisfying, it can be a hopeful prospect, and is convenient for rushed situations.
A)Johnny: "Yo Frank, you get your dick wet yet?"
Frank: "Nah, just a lil tippy touch"
B)Lisa: "Hey Sam, could I get a pen?"
Sam: "Course, how bout a quick tippy touch though?"
Frank: "Nah, just a lil tippy touch"
B)Lisa: "Hey Sam, could I get a pen?"
Sam: "Course, how bout a quick tippy touch though?"
by Forstag January 13, 2010
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