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Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016
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Toashted

Subway slang for warming up one's sandwich sub. When the Subway workers are taking someone's order, they tend to slur their words. So, when they ask if you want to heat or toast your sub, they may say "Do you want it toashted?" It is quite common and makes your interactions with them more personal with such quirks, much like your uncle who slaps his knee every time he makes a corny joke.
Kumar: Hello! Thank you for coming to Subway! How may I help you?
Danny: Ah, yes, could I get a footlong Italian BMT on oat?
Kumar: Okey doke. Would you like it toashted?
Danny: Oh yes! I love a nice, warm sub!
by @Mr.Toashty February 22, 2017
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ToasterVII🍞#6949 Day

something that needs to be removed from this website
ToasterVII🍞#6949 day needs to be removed
by lanmor2013 April 18, 2022
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toastella

lemme get some of that toastella!
by gonadsnaddssssssssss June 4, 2011
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toasters, the

generally thought of as the first/longest running ska band in the U.S

it is possible that the name originates from the term "toasting" which means to talk or chant over a rhythm or beat and is sometimes used in ska and other african/jamaican music. it could also come from the old slang for gun, OR the literal kitchen appliance.
me: hey, do you have any toasters, the?
store guy: uh, we dont sell kitchen appliences.
me: no, not A toaster. THE toasters.
store guy: oh... no. we only have shitty music. sorry.
me: yeah.

toasters, the
by ghettostarchild August 22, 2007
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Troasted

adj; To be extremely high on marijuana to the point where you feel like your mind is a burnt out fuse. Like being roasted, except three times that, troasted.
I was toking that ganj last night and I got so roasted, I must've been troasted!
by manofbong420 May 29, 2010
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toaster party

A party to which all invited brings their fave toaster
"Yo, I went to this sick toaster party the other night. It was lit, fam!"
by LBB8 December 13, 2017
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