text gal

Someone who is overly-obsessed with texting and who would rather text instead of instant messaging, myspacing, or facebooking.One who goes as far as texting in the shower and any other place possible.

guy 1:hey dude, Jill said she was texting me in the shower last night.
guy 2: thats a bit much, but totally hot.
guy 1:i no dude.
guy 2:you've got yourself a text gal.

by cutietuti101 March 20, 2009

textbookedly

Used to describe absolute perfection

Jim textbookedly parked his car in the extremely narrow space

by JizzySpunkbubbles September 2, 2012

math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

horny text

When you are really horny and u say anything to a girl for her to send pics but end up regretting what you said to her. (kinda like drunk text).

I horny texted Amanda and now we are dating, all i wanted was pics from her. What should i do?

by will7.7 January 18, 2016

text message chicken

Text message chicken is the game of text messaging back and forth between you and another person where the weakest person gives up and just calls the other person.

Emily: Hello?
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.

by lskatz August 1, 2008

Text Slut

Girl/Guy that text all day long, and never actually "talks" on the phone.

Jack/Jill is such a text slut!!

by dalilmama October 16, 2008

Text

To make an aside or remark; To talk at or about someone rather than to them. Occurs in groups. The statement generally has no depth of thought to it either.

Glen: "mumble mumble"

James: "Yeah, Glen tried to text me the other day, but it just didn't go through. He was kind of being a dumbass."

by ispeaktobirds February 25, 2013