Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.

James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.

by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017

nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !

Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes

by Sly rat March 1, 2017

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.

Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.

by M.Blur July 22, 2012

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

Mac Nut

A male on top of his game, A person who is a "Mack" with flawless game. Very confident and charismatic.

Damn, you saw that kid in the club? He rolled up and pulled 3 ladies with him home...that dude is a Mac Nut
a.k.a Mac Nut or Mack Nut

by 808 Rock October 14, 2011

gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)

haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2011