Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

weiner sweats

Sweat pants worn by a man where you can see the bulge or outline of hisjunk or his camel tail

Tom was just walking around the house in his weiner sweats.

by dawnandderrick May 11, 2016

Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.

Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

pizza sweat

The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.

Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"

by TOBE2020 May 25, 2018

Bag Sweater

Very hot day

Man it's a real bag sweater out there.

by Bbo1234 June 29, 2018

darboodle sweat-rag the third

A child whose needs a rag to sweat into. That is 10-12 years old. Extremely obese and slobbish.

HEY darboodle sweat-rag the third!

by 21yeet December 2, 2018

Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019