spooge fuck

To be a complete bone head. To not know what your are talking about.

Dave accused Sam of not knowing what he was talking about without checking his information first. Sam showed him that he was wrong. "You're a spooge fuck Dave " said Sam.

by Mensa Society February 26, 2017

spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile

Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Sploogie

Spitting a lob of semen back at someone

Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.

Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.

by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022

Splodger Dodger

dodging a flying poo

dodging a flying poo

austin is a profesinall splodger dodger

by unyeetable July 20, 2022

Saggy Splooter

Saggy Splooter, when the outer labia is in constant contact with the anus. The urethral opening is always visible.

Ryan met his demise upon entering Cheryl's Saggy Splooter

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020