The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.

My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!

by ktmax June 21, 2012

spider bump

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.

Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.

by raginramborondo December 23, 2012

Spider Shit

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.

After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.

by Deadrablade September 20, 2014

Spider man

a guy wearing mask who had the mission to destroy the city of new york to just save a pussy

cleaner numba 1: oh look spider man
cleaner numba 2:oh shit here we go again

by griythan December 27, 2020

Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.

Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.

by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance

ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts

by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006

gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.

You are such a gouch spider!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004