Soldotna

A small town in Alaska as ugly as hell. The majority of the population have a meth lab in their basement. Soldotna has a horrible junior a hockey team called the brown bears. There is a Fred meyers there. Other than that there isn't much there.

Astronaut 1: what the hell is all of that shit spewing out of the earth?
Astronaut 2: Soldotna

by Ak7987 November 8, 2009

salmon scented semen sucker

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007

bass solo

A point in a song where you can actually hear the bass.

Jamal: Killer bass solo out there tonight, bro.
Bart: You mean when the guitarist's amp shorted out for a second?

by Edgefag March 14, 2011

han solo

the best guy in the star wars trilogy who gets together with a useless bitch; master of witty lines

"you like me cause im a scoudrel"

by destroying u April 22, 2005

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

fly solo

To masturbate, specifically in private with no company.

I don't fly solo as long as Cindy is around.

by kjsdfkjsfd November 12, 2007

White Salmon

A crystalline tropane alkaloid also known as cocaine. The derivation of "white salmon" coming from the idea that those that use cocaine tend to have runny noses. In inhaling the white powder, one can image the powder going upstream against the flow of the runny nose....as salmon do. Convoluted? Perhaps. Ingenious? Quite.

1. In the end, Henry Hill's downfall as a mobster is undoubtedly attributed to his involvement in the trafficking and usage of the white salmon.

2. Crack is wack. White salmon is the SHIT.

by M. Schneider December 24, 2007