sloth

coral. an ancient creature found in the ice age brought up by a racist dad and RAPED BY HER UNCLE!

girl "oh my god look at that sloth!"

by sean jacko June 22, 2008

Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.

P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!

by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009

Sloshing it

Sloshing it - A word used to described someone in a sitting position, who gets so comfortable no muscles are being used.

"Man Rob's just drunk off his head"..
"Yea he's been Sloshing it all night"

by DummySpit October 13, 2009

slathitary

A form of solitary. Lack of ones slather partner, preferably named Karol or Jessica.

Karol and Jessica are in a state of slathitary being without one another. They must get slathered together as soon as possible!

by littleitaly January 19, 2011

Sloth

When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.

Dude, there's a sloth sitting in the men's restroom.

by dookieman101 September 21, 2011

Slothpig

Most of Americans, Obese women in Moo-moos, Michelin tire arms, stomach, legs, neck and face, stomaching touching the ground, slow breathers, slow movers, 600lb women, fat morbidly obese people.

"Did you see that lady with the huge fupa, she lives like a slothpig."

"That huge ass lady looks like a slothpig."

by GanjaGal February 7, 2012

Slothenosis

A person who is fat, lazy, and is always sleeping, but claims to be active.

The woman down the street has slothenosis since she never leaves her bed.

by Kayso December 22, 2013