Slothpig 

Most of Americans, Obese women in Moo-moos, Michelin tire arms, stomach, legs, neck and face, stomaching touching the ground, slow breathers, slow movers, 600lb women, fat morbidly obese people.

"Did you see that lady with the huge fupa, she lives like a slothpig."

"That huge ass lady looks like a slothpig."

Slothpig by GanjaGal February 7, 2012

slothpit 

A constant drunkard who attempts to ignite the party, but in reality ruins it with slurring words, drooling mouth, and alcoholic beverages taped to his hand. Slothpit is usually used in the same sentence as dirt road traveling fudge packer.

Billy Joe is cute, but he’s such a slothpit!!

slothpit by Tamale1969 March 14, 2019