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Shaggy Mode

If you're on shaggy mode you are a god.
hooman: god is on shaggy mode.
other hooman: but shaggy is god
by sirsoofthesecond September 26, 2020
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shaggy dog story

A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.
The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
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ram shagged

Exhausted computer ram resulting in slow applications and possibly grinding to a halt.
I have to go home now as I feel "ram shagged"!
by Lulasdad July 9, 2010
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Lord shaggy

He is a higher power than god especially when he uses 1.0 % of his power
Who is the most powerful being?

Lord shaggy
by Chunkynugs May 9, 2019
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Megatron Shagging a Labrador

Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.
Wagwan bruv wanna see megatron shagging a labrador
by Kyhnel April 10, 2019
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Top Shagger

A descriptive term which is used to define a mans characteristics. They commonly like football, sex, alcohol, tea & tits. Top shaggers often acknowledge other Top shaggers by greeting each other by saying “top shagger” followed by a smile, nod and a thumbs up.
Yande: Oi Timi! Top shagger, o por o por!
Timi: Normal normal!
by Udunnoebouteet December 14, 2019
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Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes
Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger
by TheDeadskull777 September 9, 2020
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