The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

Fuck sakes

It's another way of saying "for God's sake" but usually used if your pissed or frustrated about something.

Chris: Where's Rich?
Marcus: He's still inside.
Chris: For fuck sakes! Call him out, we're already late.

by LILR22 February 19, 2008

glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.

Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"

by Gearsy July 4, 2008

Gay Scale

A scale of how gay someone is. A gay scale may look like this:

Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian

Shirly: How gay am I?
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!

by arianne! August 18, 2010

sake2me

what you're hopin to hear after you take that little lady out drinkin at the japanese place

sake induced pillow talk

i could hear her yellin sake2me through the hotel room walls...

by bnorton March 15, 2008

scabealicious

one who has scabbies and is delicious. They often spread their scabbies through brief sexual encounters with random people they meet. They rapidly spread everywhere, including microwaves, under desks, and esspecially in their beds. A scabealicious person is a survivor of Scabbie Scare 2009.

"who is the most scabealicious person you know?"-random drunk individual
"James!!"-fellow drunk individual

by B O M January 25, 2009

Scaef

a male penis fart

"Did you smell that"? John, aske Jim. John replied, "yeah i just scaefed."

by aCritical October 16, 2012