jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.

Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 7, 2009

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Hooter Scooter

The placing of your head between the breasts of a woman, and shaking your head rapidly.

"Man I just gave that girl a hooter scooter; I'm all dizzy and probably have black eyes."

by Drencrom December 7, 2005

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Sboot • Sbootch • sbootching • scooter • scoot • scooties • Scooter kid • sboob • scooter fag • scooting

A scooter rider. Ussually a retro mod or anglophile who tries to live his or her life like it's 1964. Scooter should be vintage and of Italian heritage. Could also be a person with a tricked out 2 stroke race machine. Can be a tongue in cheek endearing term amoung scooterists, or an insult from non-scooterists.

Jimmy is such a scooter fag, he spends all of his time polishing those mirrors and waxing his custom paint job

by Voneville September 7, 2005

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scooter fondel

The act of getting a scooter and putting one of the handle bars in a females vagina and the other handle bar in ur own anus
PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)

Dam I scooter fondeled that hoe last night with my little brothers razor
Sloppy t-rex

by genom March 22, 2009

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scoot ass

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.

Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

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