swamp arse

A description of the sweatiness of an arse crack in a period of warm weather.

English variation of swamp anus - possibly makes more sense.

Oh dear, I think I will need a shower before I go out, I have a touch of swamp arse.

To reduce the swampiness of swamp arse liberally apply talc to the affected area.

by misterswampyarse July 19, 2010

Swamp Logging

Similar to the Blumkin, Swamp Logging is where someone goes down on a woman while she takes a dump.

while sally was taking a dump, billy felt the urge to repay his girlfriend, for the blumkin the other night by swamp logging her right there.

by SwampLoggerExtreme August 14, 2010

swampjack

n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. Becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.

After going for a three mile jog in mid-June, Stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.

Bill: Stan, what the hell are you doing on my laptop?
Stanley: A swampjack.

by ColombianSkyhawk July 9, 2011

Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

swampass

When you get that sweat in your backside area and your pants/shorts are sticking to you.

"Its so hot in here, I'm getting swampass"

by Diggler March 18, 2003

Swamp Fox

A swamp fox is a term to describe a person when he/she is being a lazy pupil, and doing no work, as if he was stuck in a swamp.

Jesse Lebowitz, stop being a swamp fox in Mr. Miller's Gettysburg class... do your work already.

by THE HIGH GROUND December 18, 2009

Swamp Ass

The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely

A post shower is typical

Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning

Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!

I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.

by mlk34 April 1, 2010