by Theredbullet May 24, 2017
When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
by Duffy Kong March 08, 2019
A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023
to accidentally poop yourself
by Stinkeeeee August 04, 2008
When you take a dump in a blender and mix it with Cool Whip and Ice, then stick your dick into the frosty treat and proceed by fucking your girl (or guy). then you eat out his/her hole, therefore enjoying a refreshing dairy desert.
Good lord man, those kids down in Kakalakey know all about the perfect raleigh surprise! no wonder that shits the capitol!
by teep July 25, 2006
after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'
also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'
also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'
by dave April 25, 2005
by Jake MacFarland August 27, 2005