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Unevenly Spread

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
‘Belle is a unevenly spread
‘Ye she is but that’s not a bad thing about her’
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Unevenly Spread

A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing
‘She is so Unevenly Spread
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’
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Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands
My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night
by FAGGIUM September 13, 2022
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Spread illegal

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡
by FP.27 November 23, 2022
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wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.
by Angrydriver May 13, 2022
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Dip and spread

When you use some dip and then spread her legs and smear it on her pussy.
Don’t use Buffalo dip for the dip and spread unless you want to take a trip to the ER
by BigPapi77 January 1, 2022
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