southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.

I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.

by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017

southern blow

When a male stands up, have him lean forward 30• degrees and from the back the female performs oral sex

Baby I’m going through a lot when i get Home i need A southern blow

by Tj_Fye November 7, 2017

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Southern Septum

The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.

I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum

by JessTessTheMess July 26, 2018

southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles

I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!

by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018

Southern Whoopie cushion

When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process

demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?

by luckyman91 January 10, 2019

Southern Cock Lozenge

A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.

Bro, last night, my girl gave me the best southern cock lozenge of my life!

by Groovious February 10, 2019