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B. K. Randy Tandy 

The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.

One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.

See: chach douche dickhead
Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?

Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.
B. K. Randy Tandy by simonbeard March 18, 2019

retarded randy 

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.
dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.

cool randy 

a cool randy is a common remedy to the aforementioned "hot andy",a hand job with cool ranch dressing to ease the burn
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,the cool randy,just what my penis needs"
cool randy by zeeper April 25, 2010

The Randy Quaid Suprise 

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

venom randy

Venomrandy- A slang from an old scottish tv show "ubermenshballs"

referring to "a fukin retar lik wut de fuk randy"
we all fukin hate venom randy he be da bad man ya
venom randy by alduinthelizard November 14, 2020

Rescue Randy 

When you’re on the bottom and you lay there being completely dead weight while the women (or man) does all the work.
My mans was a rescue randy last night
Rescue Randy by Epic_gamer66 December 13, 2020