by Marco July 3, 2004
Get the Proffessional Sports mug.by Professional memer November 30, 2017
Get the Professional memer mug.by Procession November 8, 2019
Get the PROCESSION mug.A person who makes stuff up using faith just like evangelicals, but by appropriating humanist values and then proceeds to give all the credit to Jesus. Progressive Christians like to talk about deconstruction to help distance themselves from evangelicals, but they're also known for being deconstruction gatekeepers at the same time. They'll say deconstruction is okay as long as you keep your faith in Jesus by the end of your journey.
"Some of y'all have deconstructed so much that you're rejoicing when someone tosses his faith away. Not here for that." - Progressive Christian
by apostatethought July 30, 2021
Get the Progressive Christian mug.by professional Hater's Dad July 11, 2023
Get the professional Furry Hunter mug.(n) A style of partying where a group of rowdy individuals collectively move party locations multiple times in a single in order to accelerate good vibes and good ole fashion fun.
"Hey! I heard the KRLX progressive is tonight."
"No way! I can't wait to see what the different stops will be."
"Same here. Heard there's gonna be a fog machine at one of them..."
"No way! I can't wait to see what the different stops will be."
"Same here. Heard there's gonna be a fog machine at one of them..."
by socialcaptainofkrlx October 17, 2021
Get the Progressive mug.