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Catholic Priesthood

Catholic Priesthood is the place religious people and sexual deviants meet and are locked together in close quarters to learn the fine art of child molestation "AKA Kid Diddlers" its all sanctioned by the Catholic church.

Legalized brainwashing that is a tradition in this fine religious organization.

If you are a child molester, you too have a future as a Catholic priest! Don't worry .... you will be forgiven for all your sins (plus the standard $20.00 fee) or three sins for only $50.00 ... buy in quantity and save!!!
Joe: Did you see the news story about the cult of Catholic Priesthood child molesters?

Max: Yup .... Holy Molesters in the making!
by Get real, Ya All!!! June 22, 2009
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priest

A man of God.
Priests arn't only part of the Catholic Church. Eastern and Oriental Orthodox priests exist as well.
NOT ALWAYS A PEDOPHILE!!!
Ignorant person: All priests are Catholic and are filthy pedophiles
Semi-educated person: No, not all of them are pedophiles, less than 0.1%.
Educated person: Your right, not all are pedophiles, also priests arn't exclusive to the Roman Catholic church. Both the Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians have priests.
by have faith October 22, 2008
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Prisca

A self proclaimed hypergamous women who claims to have no feelings, but will drive cross country for a man who has his hand on a pen ready to sign a prenup because she ‘caught feelings.’
You see that Prisca over there with that peasant, she be lookin confused.
by DoctorPrenup October 3, 2020
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primus maximus

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus
by big butt bob April 10, 2015
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Priested

Meaning the same as "raped" in an online game such as COD or Halo.
Did you guys win your clan match?" "Oh yeah we priested those Randa Pandas!
by doosh mcbag September 25, 2010
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techno priest

Someone who uses online gaming as a means of spreading there religous beliefs. Some techno priests are quite stuck up about their beliefs to the point they will subtly berate those who are non believers. Often contradict themselves by preaching over shooting or m games due to their higher popularity, as well as using them as a stepping stone . All religions can have techno priests, not just christianity.
guy 1:"Dude I straight up shot that guy in the face!"
techno priest:"You know if this was real life god would send you to hell for killing a man. But if you believe in jesus as your saviour then you will-"
*(techno priest) booted*
guy 1:"Damn techno priests, annoying is what they are."
by charlie lower February 19, 2008
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Grand priest

The weaker form of the character El Grande Padre
He is Son Gohan’s father and one of the most powerful people in all 12 universes.
Grand priest: you are too powerful gohan
Gohan: esto es el fin
by Cool Hokage February 24, 2020
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