Leather Jacket Pat

The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary

Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!

by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017

Pat’s Mate

Pats Mate is everyone and anyone in the world.

It is a common misconception as pat is a lier.

Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.

Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe

by Pat Yaxley February 1, 2021

Backhand Pat

The act of sucking as many dicks as possible, usually in order to get people to help you move.

I need to get out of this place next week! I'm about to have to give out so many Backhand Pats so people will help

by NotWadeW July 7, 2017

Pat-Pat

Pat-Pat is an endearing name for one named Patrick. Specifically, Pat-Pat is a boy scout in a manner of speaking. He is fiercely loyal, and will protect his own at all costs. Pat-Pats are easily socially tired, but make up for it with their intense charisma and comedic timing when they are with you. Pat-Pat is the one you pick for your team in a zombie apocalypse, and Pat-Pat will do his best not to let you down. Sometimes Pat-Pat will cancel last minute, but that is ok, because if you are lucky enough to be friends with a Pat-Pat, then you know that you are loved and everything will be ok.

Oh yeah, Pat-Pat and Helen met at scout camp. Pat-Pat's such a boy scout is'nt he?

by Marriane Noble November 20, 2023

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010

Patting the Steadman

Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009