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australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper 

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
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Pancake Batter 

The smell ones nuts gives off after a long day of work, so your significant other says
Hey babe thanks for T-bagging me I love it when your nuts smell like pancake batter
Pancake Batter by bluefalcon85 March 1, 2010

pancake boob 

a "pancake boob" often refers to the spread of a woman's boobs on her chest when she lies down on her back. The breast spreads towards her sides and up towards her chest flattening out the boob and giving it the appearance of a pancake with a hershey kiss in the middle.
In the opening scene of Wedding Crashers there were so many images of pancake boobs, it was ridiculous!

Sausalito Pancake 

Sexual act of ejaculating on your partners stomach and then slapping the puddle with the palm of your hand.
"Last night I pulled out and gave her the ol' sausalito pancake. What a mess..."
Sausalito Pancake by Tommy Ramone October 10, 2012

Golden pancake 

The act of urinating on the nipple of a saggy tit while simultaneously flipping the tit over with a spatula.
Paul took off his shirt and his man titties looked like he got a golden pancake last night.
Golden pancake by Tango Charlie October 27, 2018

upside-down pancake 

The act of squatting bare assed over the nose of someone who is performing a handstand and farting down their nostrils.
The gymnast was flustered after being upside-down pancaked mid performance.
upside-down pancake by derksoda January 10, 2010

potato pancake jizzfest 

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.
Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!