making pancakes

masturbating, usually used with males

I caught my brother making pancakes in the bathroom last night.

by Rora September 21, 2005

pancake whore

A nasty slut who says she performs sexual favors for something that she doesn't even like in return just so it seems like she isn't doing it for free.

Jess: Ashley had sex with Josh and Chase for pancakes.
Jenn: But wait, doesn't she hate pancakes?
Jess: My point exactly, the stupid pancake whore.

by 2centgutterslut March 14, 2009

Sticky Pancake

When two people get stuck together because the girl decides she wants to cuddle after having been ejaculated on.

Bro 1:It was great but then she fell asleep on me and everything just kinda dried up there.

Bro 2: sticky pancake

by biggestdoucher2 August 15, 2011

zombie pancake

a pancake that has come back from the grave.

only a shotgun is strong enough to hold the zombie pancakes at bay. That or love.

by some strange guy March 24, 2009

blueberry pancake

when a smurf cums on your face and leaves it on for 30 minutes then peels off to eat

Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ”

Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”

by sophiejaydylan April 21, 2020

Mexican pancake

When you cum someone's face, let it dry, than they eat it

He makes the most delish mexican pancakes for me

by Limp noodle soup June 26, 2018

Portuguese pancake

A female will lay on her back and elevate her rectum skyward. Meanwhile, a friend will assist her by holding open the first lady's sphincter and providing support to maintain the elevated position. A third person will then pour the regular ingredients of a pancake, one at a time, into the first lady's rectum; pancake mix, oil, and eggs, and milk (note: please refer to pancake mix box for clarification, and crack eggs FIRST, but do not include shells; unless you are totally fucked up). The mixture is then shaken inside her by the second and third parties, and then poured onto an appropriately preheated electric griddle. Add syrup and enjoy.

After a long night of drinking, all I crave is a Portuguese pancake.

by nightassmonkey October 10, 2009