derksoda's definitions

reverse mustard slide

Anal sex, when yellow mustard is used as the lubricant.

Sex getting boring, try a reverse mustard slide to spice things up.

by derksoda December 7, 2009

upside-down pancake

The act of squatting bare assed over the nose of someone who is performing a handstand and farting down their nostrils.

The gymnast was flustered after being upside-down pancaked mid performance.

by derksoda January 10, 2010