When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.
: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."
by Britsnips&katstacks March 17, 2017
Get the Fancy Omelette mug.When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.
Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018
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Get the Dolhia omega mug.phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.
if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022
Get the making the mother of all omelettes here mug.omer is a jewish name which preffer to a guy with a fat cock and beatiful body. if you play against him in a game u probably will lose because he got DAT SKILL BOIIII.
"omer assaf kolkah hatih. ani rotsa limtsots lo et ha zain ha gadol"= omer is so hot. i wanna suck his big dick
by omer assaf July 9, 2018
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by ember69 August 3, 2010
Get the German Omelet mug.Take three eggs, toss them in a mixer, throw in half an onion, salt and pepper, then fry in a pan until it looks edible.
Voila, you have an omelette.
Voila, you have an omelette.
by Tronno December 4, 2004
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