Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
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Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"
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Similar to "dropping a duece". Its where you sit down on the toilet to have a poo , but it may take awhile, so you typically bring in work to do like a laptop or a book or magazine; and since you don't want to divuldge that you're crapping when someone calls you, you tell them that you're having a sit-down meeting instead.
by thegirlDJ August 25, 2009
Get the sit-down meeting mug.A deceptively easy philosophical question, and one of the two core concepts of existentialism, the other being our insignificance on the massive scale of the universe. The one answers the other: existence has no meaning. Meaning is a construct of our imaginations. It is inherently irrelevant to any philosophical discussion and should never be taken for a concrete fact. There you go. Jesus, guys, calm down now. It's not that hard.
Borb sneepington: Wow, this spaghetti is amazing! It's so good, it makes me wonder about the meaning of existence.
Fred: Don't kid yourself. The taste of spaghetti is no more than a side-effect of the chemical structure of your human brain. Existence is too big for any of us pathetic creatures to give a meaning. Anyone who thinks about such questions is only a mere animal just like the rest, telling themselves a half-hearted lie to make themselves feel more intelligent or more important, as a method to cope with the thought of their utter insignificance on the grand scale of the universe, as we are all no more than an infinitesimal specks lost of
In the cold dark emptiness of our lives.
Borb: Wow. That's deep.
Fred: No. Our pathetic ideals are incredibly shallow. We drag out our tiny lives to fulfill them while in reality we know nothing of the world except that what little early we do know will not save us from the inevitable release of death.
Fred: Don't kid yourself. The taste of spaghetti is no more than a side-effect of the chemical structure of your human brain. Existence is too big for any of us pathetic creatures to give a meaning. Anyone who thinks about such questions is only a mere animal just like the rest, telling themselves a half-hearted lie to make themselves feel more intelligent or more important, as a method to cope with the thought of their utter insignificance on the grand scale of the universe, as we are all no more than an infinitesimal specks lost of
In the cold dark emptiness of our lives.
Borb: Wow. That's deep.
Fred: No. Our pathetic ideals are incredibly shallow. We drag out our tiny lives to fulfill them while in reality we know nothing of the world except that what little early we do know will not save us from the inevitable release of death.
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Get the meaning of henry mug.A 'Frank meeting' is called when there is an argument that cannot be resolved. The 'Frank Meeting' involves all members partaking in the argument to get their Penis' out and to continue with the dispute until everyone agrees. If a person calls 3 Frank Meetings in one day he is then made to kneel down and take a hit in the face from every other person's Penis.
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