24th March

If you have this birthday your swag

“Hey your swag
When’s your birthday”

“24th March”

“Now it makes sense “

by anonymous January 11, 2022

The National Manthem

She is a bad bitch made up of magic
Pray to the goddess
Don't break your promise
Thou shall be faithful and honest

No one: The National Manthem
Me: She is a bad bitch made up of magic
Pray to the goddess
Don't break your promise
Thou shall be faithful and honest

by School1234 February 25, 2019

Daily News | March 23, 2022

A new word has been published!

Publisher "DailyUrbanNews" gets 100 likes on his new post.

The weather today is sunny with a bit of clouds.

A plane crashes with half of the people dead including the pilot.

Putin is still not giving up on attacking Ukraine

Daily News | March 23, 2022

by DailyUrbanNews March 22, 2022

martha's vineyard

I live on Martha's Vineyard year round and I have to deal with all the tourists (by the way, some of whom are not all that bad) and then I get to live there through the desserted winters...and it is still my favorite place on earth. The natives are highly misunderstood. None of us are rich, we are scraping to get by because the Island is so expensive. We make our money through the tourism and we grin and bare it all for 4 months a year. The upisland beaches are gorgeous, and upisland in general is the place to be...avoid the crowds at all costs. But honestly, if you are looking for a place to hate on, look somewhere else. This is island is gorgeous and welcoming.

And yes, Nantucket has nothing on Martha's Vineyard.

by thirdgenerationislander September 30, 2005

March WaterCar

It looks like a late model Camaro convertible. It has a Subaru WRX motor IN BACK. It has FRONT WHEEL DRIVE. It is BOTH a car and a boat. Best of all, IT IS REAL and you can BUY one.

I don't need to rent a spot at the marina to go boating. I don't need a truck and trailer to go boating. I just drive my March WaterCar to the public access, drive into the water, and start boating.

by Vet Man May 31, 2006

March 9

The prettiest and nicest girls are born on this day. You get one you’ll never wanna lose her. They’re kind, loyal, cute and funny. They also have a fat ass. You’re lucky to even meet one

Hey are you born on March 9th? You sure look like the perfect typa girl

by Suck mah dick October 20, 2019

Wank Marathon

To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.

What did you get up to this weekend?

watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon

by CFI Dave May 18, 2011