Ass-miles

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

by Abby and Neal June 17, 2008

bitch miles

When someone complains for long distances.

Yo Justin needs to cash in some of his frequent flyer bitch miles he's complainin so much.

by BostonKev625 April 7, 2010

City miles

When's person appears much older then their chronological odometer.

"Shit, Hannah and I went to high school together, but did you see those wrinkles, that bitch runnin city miles!"

by NesaK April 14, 2022

Frequent Idler Miles

A term in instant messenging clients and video games, particularly MMORPGs/-SGs, referring to the general duration a person is away from his/her computer or console while the program/game in question is active and logged on.

Player 1: God! She's always afk!
Player 2: Yep, always racking up them frequent idler miles.
Player 1: Lol, she's probably earned enough to redeem a cruise for everyone she's ever passed a glance at.

by General Val May 31, 2006

miles per gallon

miles/gallon- typically, the number of miles that a motorized vehicle can go on one gallon of gasoline or diesel fuel; abbreviation=MPG

Since my new Toyota Prius gets about fifty-two miles per gallon, I save about $100.00 a month.

by Scott M. July 10, 2003

Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.

A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"

by Elite April 11, 2005

Grim Milestone

Edgy powers of 10.

As covid-19 spreads rapidly, the numbers infected surpass grim milestones in quick succession.

by Not a fish SamN March 29, 2020