You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024
Get the Nair Mailmug. The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020
Get the Mail chickmug. by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014
Get the penis mailmug. A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.
Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!
Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!
Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024
Get the green mailmug. Ex:
Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?
Chapman: BEARS MAIL
Chapman:
Otto: MAIL so hard rn
Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?
Chapman: BEARS MAIL
Chapman:
Otto: MAIL so hard rn
by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019
Get the MAILmug. 1. a vehicle, such as a train, carrying mail.
2. a bag of letters to be conveyed by the postal system.
2. a bag of letters to be conveyed by the postal system.
1. The mail in the sentence refers to a special train that transports letters and packages across the country.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
Get the mailmug. This is an acronym that means by "My Ass Is Lazy Syndrome". This word is used to get out of your work or school.
And to slowly walk away like a girl boss.
And to slowly walk away like a girl boss.
Tcher: Hey why are you not doing anything?
Student: Because I got MAILS!!
Student: Im outta here.
EX 2
Boss: Are you doing your work?
Worker: No.
Boss: Why? Go do it now!
Worker: No. I got MAILS.
Worker: Im outta here.
Student: Because I got MAILS!!
Student: Im outta here.
EX 2
Boss: Are you doing your work?
Worker: No.
Boss: Why? Go do it now!
Worker: No. I got MAILS.
Worker: Im outta here.
by kookoogorleye December 15, 2022
Get the MAILSmug.