Lauren Ella Libert (LaurenKnowsItBestWithAutism)

A 28 year old woman who spends her days prowling on Instagram writing stories about Russian hackers and various of haters and bullies and attackers she comes across. She also has 100 children and 8 husbands in which 1 of those husbands is a potential s-offender.

Guy 1: Hey man, you heard about that hacker who hacked my girlfriend’s account?

Guy 2: Yes, obviously. Lauren Ella Libert (LaurenKnowsItBestWithAutism) wrote an Instagram story about them.

by Simon Landers April 21, 2022

Lauren+Jason

The best couple ever! lauren made her friends ask for his number, but he said “later” Lauren is fr ong so obsessed w Jason and she wants to marry him so bad

You heard about the new couple in school?

Yeah lauren+Jason their so cute tgt

by BROOKLYNN 😻🫶 September 14, 2023

Johnny Lawrence

extremely attractive man from cobra kai/karate kid aka my bae

father of robby keene

best friend of miguel diaz
and husband of me :)

hey look its johnny Lawrence

OMG HES THE HOT GUY FROM COBRA KAI/KARATE KID I WAS TELLING U ABOUT

by mybaejohnny June 27, 2021

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

by zacattack September 16, 2019

Dr. Lawrence W. Johnson

Was a pivotal founder of the hyphy movement during the 1980's. Was most noteable for the extensive amounts of black pussy he got during his visits to the hood. In fact during an expedition to south bronx in the summer of 1983 he was quoted as saying "im thoroughly knackered from all this rigorous sexual activity with the natives". He died on the 13th of January 2005, from what can only be described as death by "schnoo schnoo".

Horny Lass: Boy im looking for some action.

Innocent By-Stander: Why it sounds like you need a dose of Dr. Lawrence W. Johnson. He's got a sexual appetite which is yet to be satisfied.

by LOZZDOGGY October 16, 2008

Lauren

A girl who is so fun to be around and will always be there for you. Even if you haven't talked in a while she will still talk to you and give you motherly advice. She will always be there when you need help and will text you when she is in trouble.

"Wow, she is really nice" "That's because she is a Lauren"

by nottellingbitch January 7, 2018

Lauren

A Lauren is a beautiful sweet girl. She almost never gets hate and is always happy. She is really goofy. Her time is always full but still makes time for the ones she love.

Hey, Lauren you want to be friends?

by Dolantwinsfan May 6, 2018