Get Lettuced

Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart

Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced

by Ye corey March 19, 2022

holy_lettuce

Everyone’s favorite mutual, the best, prettiest, and most pro at fortnite (tbh) they’re so cool and famous. Also everyone’s favorite Shinji kinnie, well, my favorite at least shy.

Jeff Bezos: “holy_lettuce is so cool and is my favorite mutual on tiktok.”
Kylie Jander: “I wish I was mutuals with the famous holy_lettuce on tiktok </3”

by Shinji kinnie April 16, 2022

holy_lettuce

holy_lettuce is so cool and literally has like 2000 followers. I wish I was as cool as holy_lettuce. Also they’re my favorite shinnie!!

Jeff: “Who’s your favorite shinnie?”
Kim: “What the fuck is a shinnie.”
Jeff: “Oh.”
Susan: “My favorite shinnie is from tiktok.”
Jeff: “holy_lettuce, right??”
Susan: “Yes!!”

by Shinji kinnie April 16, 2022

Holy_lettuce

A beautiful tiktok account with a beautiful user to be honest they slayed the whole tiktok existence

,,Did you see Holy_lettuce's new tiktok video?"
,,yes they devoured that purrr!!!"

by T4RTZZZ April 17, 2022

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Fatmans lettuce

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.

“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”

by Brisk00 July 30, 2022

Garage lettuce

Weed. The cannabis kind.

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.

by Jaker17 January 20, 2023