Tub of the Lard

a really fat, grotesque, fugly, enormous human, who when you see you just have to call out tub of the lard like some battle cry

Oh dayum! Here comes Tub of the Lard!!!

by LilKink! September 19, 2009

Lardbucket

Purposely grotesque word for vagina. Usually used in abstract metaphor. Heard almost exclusively in rural areas of the US, particularly in Montana.

"That pipe was harder to pull out then a stiff prick from a lardbucket"

"So I pull down her pants and damn her lardbucket was nasty"

by gonnagetmesomepoon August 25, 2009

Internet Laid

Getting laid on the internet

IE: cyber sex... or the act of being laid through cyber space.

SexahKitty40:Hey stud... wanna party?

(20 minutes later)

SexahKitty40:Oh my God! I just got internet laid!

by GPA_TPK July 6, 2006

larders

meaning laters, often used when signing off line from msn, myspace, facebook or other online websites.
can be followed by 'larders salarders'

'see you tommoz?'
'yeah kay'
'well im off, need my beauty sleep haha'
'kay, larders'

by peerpressure4424 July 8, 2009

lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!

by Col April 23, 2004

laid

to get up that lil' hole!

i laid my bitch!!!!!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005

lardie

An obese individual of either sex. A Lardarse, Fattie, bloatmiester, porkbeast, chubbster,

Whoah, look at that lardie.
Did you get laid last night?, yeah, I was wasted and she was real lardie, but every holes a goal, right?

by FatLuvRools August 22, 2003