shoe knobber

one who gets turned on by sticking their knob in a shoe

get your wanger outta my nike you shoe knobber

by antra July 19, 2006

vodka knob

The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.

Dave: Hey John, I've got vodka knob
John: Oops, too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

whore-knob

1.a particularly slutty man/woman who engages in sexual activites on a consistant basis with numerous, random partners

2.constantly open to the public for sexual endeavors

3.total horn-dog

4.fun thing to call your friends

"Can you believe that Michelle got with Sam last night, and then got with Colin like an hour later!?!"

"Yes, because Michelle is such a whore-knob."

by Doc Mawlz January 14, 2008

Beat across the knob

To be made painfully obvious.

by vtext May 9, 2004

the teary eyed knob wash

its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.

i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 3, 2009

Knobber

An idiot or fool.

You are such a Knobber!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

sex knob

Another term for thee wank,cock,dick, etc

"Man Burt has the smallest sex knob around"

"My sex knob recieved a little turning last night"

"All Philleepay does is play around with his unusaully weird shaped sex knob"

by Phileepay August 18, 2006