king julien

King Julien, the most awesome lemur known to man. He is the one that you always want by your side. King Julien is incredibly attractive and cool. Known to be super handsome and attracts everyone. You want to be King Julien.

Dee: Is that an incredible attractive man?
Joe:You mean King Julien?
Dee: Yes, I want to be with him now.
Joe:Who doesn’t?

by joemama12345 May 12, 2021

David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome

person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?

by boboisgud June 22, 2021

Rodney Kinged

1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.

3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."

1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.

2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.

by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007

King Kone

This is the ice cream hot spot off of rt. 100 in Somers, NY. It has been a historical place filled with memories for any one who lives remotely close to the area. People from Somers, Katonah, Bedford, Yorktown, Mahopac, North Salem, Ossining, PoundRidge, and many more travel to this small crappy looking shack on the side of the road for the BEST ice cream in the world. At any point in the day there are cars lined up on the side of Rt. 100. Once the sun goes down and its time for an after dinner treat, King Kone is the place to go. At around 8 oclock during the summer, this rustic little ice cream shop has a line half way down the road. There isnt enough parking spots so people tend to make their own either at muscoot retaraunt or across the street at the 7/11. It has not only the best ice cream but great service and many other things on the menu that would make anyones mouth water. I recommendation to say the least. and if you arent in a range rover or poursche it doesnt matter, people from all kinds are welcome and do socialize at this local ice cream bar. If you drive by and dont see a school bus filled with kids and about 20 cars outside and people all over the property it must be closed.

What do you want to do after dinner dude?
-Lets go to King Kone obviously!

I can really go for some icecream right about now!
-King Kone it is.

We won tonight!!! can we please stop at King Kone coach!??
-absolutely!

by wafflechips4life August 17, 2009

barn king

A showoff with absolutely no talent whatsoever.

"Yo you dudes see that sick wave I got"?

"Whatever, you don't even know how to surf barn king".

by Barn dog May 24, 2006

king turd

The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.

Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!

by Stiffboy May 9, 2005

King of Town

The food crazed king of Freetown, USA. While known for eating any food, is particularly taken with butter. Will munch on anything from a stick of butter to a Butterfinger. Hired the Poopsmith for reasons the rest of the town may never come to understand. Quite frankly three fries short of a happy meal.

'Hey! The king of Town took my Cocoa Butter!

by Erin August 4, 2003