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Make like Janet Jackson and nip out

To pop out for a brief period of time, like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Superbowl.
I'm just going to make like Janet Jackson and nip out - anyone want anything?
by Hobbo78 April 23, 2011
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andrew jackson

The 7th president of the United States. He acted against the ruling of the Supreme Court which recognized the government of the Cherokee Indians and the borders of their homeland. He helped the Georgians to force the Cherokee out of their land, saying such things as, "Let (the Supreme Court) protect them" and "We will light a fire underneath (the Cherokee) so that they will have to move." After being rounded up and placed in concentration camps, many Cherokee starved to death, while others prostetuted themselves for food. Then they began the Trail of Tears or Trail Where They Cried Oklahoma, along which several thousand died. The reason of all this was the anger and selfishness of Georgians who could not accept the fact that the Cherokee had built a government for which the United States government was a model (it had 3 branches of government). Moreover, the Georgians, excited by the Georgia Gold Rush, wanted the gold that was on Cherokee land. It is through his actions that today certain groups of Cherokee Indians now buy back very small portions of the land that is there's, reluctantly using casino money to do so. Thus, Andrew Jackson is another step in the legacy of cruelty, racism, and genocide of American Indians.
Although his actions were horrible, Americans continue to revere Andrew Jackson because he was "a man of his times" and that somehow excuses him.
by John Thiel September 3, 2008
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Michael Jackson

The king of pop. The best musician out there at the moment. The best dancer in the world. The king of Music. Beautiful person and a heart of gold.
King of pop. Humanitarian. People do not understand him!
by michaelisinnocent May 13, 2005
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Michael Jackson

King of pop,incredible singer and dancer, Music Icon.
Michael Jackson's thriller album is the number one selling album in history, over 80,000 records sold.
by Norie March 17, 2005
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Ketanji Brown Jackson

A judge that's been nominated into a Supreme Court judge because of her sex and colour. She’s known for giving child sex offenders light sentences and not being able to define woman despite being one herself.
Ketanji Brown Jackson is a Supreme Court nominee
by Leafthief4649 March 25, 2022
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Jackson

A man with the most sexy abs you will ever see. When women walk by him the faint because of his hotness. There is not a second in his life where a girl is not staring at him because of his sexyness. He is life.
Wow! Look at that handsome man over there! Oh yeah, that's Jackson.
by blart555 September 20, 2011
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Jacksonesque

1) - An act of utter self-serving meanness by someone purporting to be doing you a 'favour';

2) - Pertaining to:-
A lie of such staggering scope and proportion that the protagonist often begins to believe it themselves (see 'Munchausen Syndrome by proxy');
A continually-morphing tale involving bizarre range of actors, singers, musicians and scientists and the day he gave them career-assisting help/ advice from which the rest is history;
A state of delusion.

3) - An evening/ lifetime involving the heavy consumption of stella artois, weak spliffs and bags of ribs, punctuated by bouts of furious animalistic masterbation to Asian porn,
limp-dicked attempts to seduce anything with a pulse and no nose, and collapsing into an item of household furniture, followed by a morning of shoe-staring drunken regret;

4) - The mistaken belief that one is of a different ethnicity to one's own, following the slightest contact with a Reggae CD, and talking for the rest of the evening in a poorly-conceived Jamaican patois;

5) - Pertaining to the taking of an unwarranted 'commission' on goods or services (see Jackson Tax;

6) - A System of Education composing of 14 hours per day 365 days per year watching repeats of 'Top Gear' and The Discovery Channel, after which one attains such high states of knowledge and wisdom as to make Confucius piss the bed.
1) - "My friend, this bag of marijuana appears to be underweight, and the bag appears to have been somehow tampered with, yet you are insistant that I give you some in return for your efforts, and that I am being ungrateful. To me, this seems 'Jacksonesque' "

2) - "Steve, your story of how you bumped into Kurt Cobain at a Hole gig in 1992 in Newport, South Wales, spilling his pint in the process, having been bumped into by the Stereophonics on the dance floor and getting involved in a fight with them, seems to me to be rather 'Jacksonesque'".

3) - "He woke up face-down in a pool of his own sick, trousers concertina'd around mid-thigh, and hands sticky with the glutinous residue of Hoi-Sin sauce, and semen. He had had a Jacksonesque evening."

4) - "The Transformation is incredible. One minute he's Cornish-Scottish, but put on 'Natural Mystic' and he instantly takes on the spirit of a long-dead Rasta. He's like a shaman - it's almost Jacksonesque"

5) - "Has this been subject to Jackson Tax? I believe you are acting in a Jacksonesque manner."

6) - "He told me he has to keep his head down for a few days because there's a deal going down. He says he's been working for the Russians. the shit-puppet is jacksonesque. ".
by bagofspanners November 9, 2009
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