jesus

not satan

have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan

by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020

jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base

hey have you heard of Jesus jet?

by sampossident August 23, 2021

jesus

jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.

girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes

by jesus646 October 8, 2018

jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.

jesus is not anyone savior

by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020

jeSUS

omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.

jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021

jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021

jesus

awesome

jesus saved me from skittles

by grayson alexander November 1, 2019