Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Reverse Jenning

An overly emo kid who doesn't actually have any problems so he uses dyed hair, threats of sex change, etc. Primarily attention seeking males.

Have you seen Ben lately? He told me he was gonna get a sex change and he's wearing eyeliner.
Yeah he's just Reverse Jenning

by KnobRobber February 28, 2018

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner is a celebrity that has gotten a lot of attention since she has given birth to her first child and daughter, Stromi Webster, with boyfriend Travis Scott ! She is known for being a star in the reality show named Keeping up with the Kardashians and her own show named Life of Kylie. She also has her own cosmetic line named Kylie Cosmetics and has a fashion line with her older sister Kendall Jenner which is Kendall + Kylie.

Kylie Jenner gave birth to her daughter in February 1, 2018!

by #gossipqueen March 16, 2018

Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.

Carter Jensen you have car in your name.

by SekuTard December 11, 2018

Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019

Luke Jenner

The most badass guy you’ll ever meet he’s a cowboy beer drinking S.O.B. He knows how to sweet talk the lady’s. Drinks coors light and Budweiser and kills big bucks. He hates faggots and will tell you what he thinks about you even if you go jump off a cliff after it. He’s an athlete and a half, the only thing he can’t do is dunk cuz he’s not a nigger. But he dose shit the right way and if he’s sorry about something he damn sure means it. I want to be a Luke Jenner. Luke Jenner pulls puss and take names and will spit them out whenever the fuck he wants.

I want to be like Luke Jenner. He’s a solid guy

by Luke Jenner February 21, 2019

George jennings

George Jennings is a skinny boy who touches fat boys. He thinks he's funny but he's not.if you see a Jennings run your life is on the line you might get touched.

The Jennings is a sexual disease. George jennings is very dangerous.

by Meghan markle June 27, 2019