Alex Jones

A Chad Alpha male who exposes the Global Elitists, And who doesn't like em' putting putting chemicals in the water, that turn the flricking frogs gay!

Alex Jones:"I'm a Human, And I'm COMIN'"

Alex Jones by RandomNerdyGuy June 23, 2021

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mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

mother joner by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

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Motherfucker Jones

When someone is stereotyped, but then breaks the mold

Businessman: *looking at him like he doesn't have money because he is black* Sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment....
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3

Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!

Motherfucker Jones by theartistformerlyknownasyang February 16, 2015

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Joner

A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.

"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"

Joner by Meggy1010 July 3, 2008

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Bob Jones University

A Christian university in South Carolina known mostly for it's former policy of banning interracial dating.

Who in the hell would go to a college named Bob Jones University?

Bob Jones University by LorgSkyegon November 7, 2004

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Bobby Jones

a casual blowing of the male reproductive organs. Normally performed by a whore who hasnt known her "partner" for longer than 30 seconds.

"Ashley tottaly just Bobby Jones'd me.. SOO GOOD"

Bobby Jones by Jaquese May 16, 2006

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John Paul Jones

The father of the American navy and America's first sea-faring hero. Rarely confused with his well-known namesake, the bassist of the band Led Zeppelin.

John Paul Jones has not yet begun to fight.

John Paul Jones by kt_mcq January 12, 2009

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