by Laura Orso May 23, 2008
Get the fat freemug. A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
Get the Free kickmug. A free peroid in which you suffer utter bordem. During this hour of death you are accompanied by a chunk who hates everything and a christian fanatic with a fuck off beefhead.
by dfsfaddserias November 7, 2008
Get the lilleker freemug. Free Grobstein was a schoolwide campaign in Westfield, New Jersey which demanded the reinstatement of the position of substitute teacher for Howard Grobstein.
Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.
Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.
Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
by Ty 722001 April 18, 2022
Get the Free Grobsteinmug. Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013
Get the Free the geniemug. Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
Get the free canoemug. The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011
Get the Free-Peemug.