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Hueserfied

The attempt to sound intelligent yet completely screw up a sentence in emails that go out to the entire company
John's email was Hueserfied when he stated that he didn't want to be misinteruped instead of misunderstood.
by Drago0808 September 7, 2009
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hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.
Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper
by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010
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hummerley

hummerley is a word of excitement that make you happy all the time
Carly: im Sad
Hannah: Hummerley
Carly: Hahaaa im happy now :D
by Hummerley December 10, 2010
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Hummerd

To get a BJ in a hummer.
I just got hummerd on the way back from prom.
by James bosie April 11, 2011
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Hulsey Clan

A rare new species of whale. Origin: Southern California.

This pod tends to breed within it's own.

They tell absurd stories, of which have no relation to anything your speaking of.

Also known to become very obsessive, and commonly believe they know everything. All they want is to be in the military or be connected to any branch in any way.

They are honored guest in the Peanut Gallery, since they are very frequently there.
That guy must be a part of the Hulsey Clan, since no one cares what he says.
by tater tot 44 July 30, 2011
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Homseeirikhelmen

The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Homseeirikhelmen you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Homser.

A Homseeirikhelmen is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined.

Homseeirikhelmen is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!

Random Guy 2: You're such a Homseeirikhelmen...Hail the ruler of all gays.

Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served
by fisern November 27, 2012
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Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016
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