Heathen Baptism

The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.

"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"

by Foxnight February 24, 2015

Heather

A girl that brings sunshine into everyone’s life she encounters. You will never have a bad day when you have a heather in your life.

Heather makes me so happy... she makes me feel like it’s a nice sunny afternoon.

by Meme God24 May 13, 2020

Heathers

(1) Mean Girls but it's 1989
(2) Mean Girls but they are traffic lights
(3) Documentary about the importance of corn nuts at parties
(4) Dating creepy guys in trenchcoats is a bad idea the musical

Veronica: Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes
Heather: How about prescriptions?
Heather: SHUT UP HEATHER!
Heather: Sorry Heather
*Then yay she part of the Heathers now*

by abracalicious June 1, 2020

Heather

Jaw dropping, and gorgeous human being, who is able to grab the attention of anyone. (Go listen to the song “Heather”)

“Dude, kayla is so gorgeous, she’s definetly a Heather.”
“My mom was so pretty in highschool, she was definetly a heather”

by horny nemo August 17, 2020

Heather Syndrome

the word Heather is basically from a song from Conan Gray. And Heather is someone that everyone likes and heather syndrome is the person who wants to be Heather so that their crush will like them back.

Emily: i think i might have heather syndrome
Jess: why?
Emily: cuz heather has everything that i dont and everyone likes her even my crush but how can i hate her shes such an angel.
Jess: damn

by locoshiko September 5, 2020

heather

A “heather” is a well known person for being kind, thoughtful, and being a good person. A “heather” is most likely popular, or a role model.

“Omg she’s such a good person to be around. I wish i were like heather!

by Brooklyn Willerts September 7, 2020

Heather

A Heather is a beautiful girl who everybody wants to be with. She is so perfect almost everyone knows about Heathers

She is such a Heather
That's the girl I was telling you about! She is a real Heather

by Zennia.565123 September 12, 2020