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Find a happy place

When chanted to oneself repeatedly serves to conjure a positive memory, either fictional or real, that inspires optimism and hope during a time of despair, fear, or general malaise.
Peach, the starfish in Finding Nemo says hurriedly, "Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!" as a coping mechanism when the heavy-fingered niece of the dentist, Darla, taps on the glass of the aquarium.
by raw shrimp cooked shrimp January 16, 2009
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hentai waiting to happen

1. A statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. When saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. Often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be associated with hentai.

However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.
(example 1) atheist: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If you want intelligent design "theory" to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!

creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.

athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!

(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!
by Qoheleth December 24, 2008
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what happen

An interrogative as to the events that have come to play, be it in the distant past, the recent past, or the present. This phrase may or may not use a question mark, but is an interrogative, regardless.

This phrase, popular among geeks, alludes to the poorly-translated Sega game Zero Wing; however, it is not always used for its pop culture value alone.
person: "Oh shit."
person2: "what happen"
person: "My term paper got deleted from my computer!"
person2: "Seriously? Oh, shit! Are you sure there isn't a back up somewhere?"
person: "Nope, not one back-up."
person2: "All your docs are belong to trash :("
by Sasori April 18, 2004
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happy beginning

The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.
Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.
by Goldenrod June 21, 2008
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happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".
If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.
by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005
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One fry short of a happy meal.

Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,

One card short of a full deck
That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
by 007professor007 April 1, 2010
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well, what happened was...

used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.
"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."
by Professor Rubow December 16, 2008
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