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Guild Wars

An awesome game.

Guild Wars is our savior.
Johnny got Guild Wars for his birthday and it made him rich and famous. True story.
by D3k October 13, 2004
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fender guitar

A great guitar company. Have been making guitars since the 40's. Have been used by musician's such as Kurt Cobain, Eric Clapton, Jimmi Hendrix and many others. They are well know for qaulity guitars made in the U.S.A. that will last years. They come up with beutiful guitar designs and sound great.
Stratocaster, Jaguar, and Mustang are all guitars made by Fender. Fender Guitar's are great.
by Rusty Shakelfurd August 20, 2006
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Guinness

A amazing beer without all the bullshit,only men of high quality and class drink this beer.not even the most interesting man in the world can drink a beer of this magnitude.
wtf do you want me to hold your purse we're getting guinness
by Mr_Top_Hat June 22, 2010
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Bass Guitar

An instrument, usually with 4 or 5 strings, modeled after the classical double bass (upright bass), which plays in lower regesters than the average guitar.
Some say the bass is easy to learn, which is debateable, but there is no question that the bass (or any instrument for that matter) is VERY difficult to master.

The idea to put a bass in the guitar shape and size came about in the 1930s' when inventor Paul Tutmarc designed the first electric, guitar styled bass, designed to be played horizontally. It was called the Model #736, and was produced by audivox.

Later on, in the 50s' Leo Fender developed the first mass produce bass guitar.His fender precesion bass or "pbass" soon became the standard in industry and was widely copied. It was designed from a single slap of wood, much like a telecaster, and featured a simple four pole pick up system.

In the 1960s' fender came out with the jazz bass. It featured 2 single coil pick ups, one closer to the bridge, the other in the percision bass position. Also, it feature a narrower neck that that of the precision bass. Furthermore, the 'jbass" had volume controlls for each pick up, which made more sounds possible

Since then the bass guitar has evolved with the time to suit the needs of the player and the style of music the bassists performs. Some notable high quality bass guitar manufactures are pedulla, warwick, mtd, alembic, ken smith, modulus, ernie ball, and of course fender. Line 6 has even come out with a modeling bass, which is made to imitate the different sounds of different basses with the turn of a nob. Furthermore, basses are now being made with more than 14 strings, so a bass player will never run out of neck room.

It is improtant to note that as an instrument, the bass is very young. Though there are many styles of bass playing, the sky is still the limit. Great players like victor wooten, flea, les claypool, stanley clarke, stu hamm, and marcus miller are pioneering new styles and techniques every day. And lets not forget the late great Jaco Pastorious, the man who made the bass what it is today. if you want to hear how bass should be played, check out jaco.
Every band NEEDS a bass guitar
by carl052 March 3, 2007
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Guitar Hero Psychosis

The delusional belief that one can play the guitar, because "i got four star on hard lol" in the game "Guitar Hero".
"Fred's a mess, he thinks he can play a guitar that isn't tiny and plastic with five huge colored buttons. Me thinks he's got the Guitar Hero Psychosis"
by Ace Ofspade January 11, 2009
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Air Guitar Hero

The act of playing an air plastic Guitar Hero guitar instead of playing a normal air guitar. Most commonly accompanies hearing a song that is featured in Guitar Hero on the radio, a CD player, or an mp3 player.
We were driving down the road when Iron Maiden's "Trooper" came on the radio. Immediately, and unconsciously, we all began to play air guitar hero.
by SH's de1337ed July 2, 2007
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master of the flying guillotine

Possibly one of the Greatest Hong Kong Kung Fu action flics that has ever been made. Features the incredible Jimmy Wang Yu as the One-Armed Boxer Yu Tieh-lun, in the sequel to the movie with the same name, facing off against the blind Ching assassin, Flying Guillotine Fung Cheh Wu Chi; who wields one of the greatest kung fu weapons ever conceived, the flying guillotine (aka: flying beanie hat of death/decapitation). Most notable feature of the this movie being that it actually manages a fairly coherent and cohesive plot. original Chinese title: Du bi quan wang da po xue di zi (1975)
The man frickin walks on the ceilings at will and fights Dhalsim from Street Fighter! What more could you ask for!?!? Your life is not complete without seeing Master of the Flying Guillotine

One Armed Bum: smashes flies on table with his hand One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!
Waiter: after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?
One Armed Bum: And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?
Waiter: laughs incredulously Who are ya?
One Armed Bum: slaps waiter's hand Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?
small crowd gathers
Waiter: Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?
One Armed Bum: Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!
everyone laughs
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter Was he the One Armed Boxer?
Waiter: He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!
waiter leaves
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.
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