empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

Sloppy Grandma

In beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).

Hook us up with a sloppy grandma bro.

by big jur December 9, 2008

bloody grandma

The sexual act of punching a girl in the face and knocking out her teeth, then forcing her to give you head with her bloody gums.

my bitch was mouthing off to me last night, so i gave the slut a bloody grandma.

by Reln July 17, 2003

Banging Grandma

Smoking weed.

I'd rather be banging grandma

by RefrigeratorMan February 18, 2009

DUMB grandma

A dumb hag that lives in your house and is stupid and stupid and she makes u mad so u will set fire and ya lol hahaha hshqhahahb no she’s stupid

Wow my dumb grandma is stupid a bad dumb rat jk jk I’m not kidding

by Stupid999181 January 21, 2020

Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".

Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".

by lvjb November 11, 2010

page grandma

to get high as shit

dude, i just page grandma.

by johnny b-skillet February 26, 2009