That fort wookie is ass.
by Hajakdbdboslsb February 22, 2018
The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 07, 2019
A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.
Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.
by Frankenstein's Monster April 16, 2023
A fort builder (of nature) is someone who builds forts/ makeshift huts from natural substances. You can see all sorts of these people on the internet. These people build a small housr from materials like sticks, miss, leaves, mud, etc...
The forest is my home. I just love to spend my free time out in the woods building forts; after all, I'm classified as a Fort Builder (of nature).
by Redonkulous Definitions November 22, 2021
1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.
2. To snort and fart at the same time
2. To snort and fart at the same time
Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
by TenorSaxopeal November 09, 2013
by HewieBelli August 02, 2019
So last night I totally saw Jared and Michael with an Indian fort while watching the fast and furious.
by TizzDicky April 11, 2016