Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.

Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!

by NFStCyr May 1, 2010

Sausage fest

"When you go to a party and there are hardly any females there"

dude, there are no girls here. this is a complete sausage fest!

by KC813 February 25, 2009

quad fest

it's the annual festival of which quaydes from all walks of life join together in one harmonious afternoon of celebration. games include badmitten, squash and hop-scotch.

You must bring lots of sunscreen as there are windows in this underground hall (not to mention the full moon). in case of brisk winds pack some rash cream and lip balm.

but most of all bring your friends (if you don't have any of these a photo of an outsider will do).
don't forget a good attitude along with a healthy torso.

james: "are you going to the quad fest this year"?
celia: "of course, where else would i show off my hand knitted colared polo while having such a good time"?

by quayde July 6, 2010

Sausage Fest

A party of only men, where the sole purpose is to cook and eat sausage and bratwurst.

SausageFest 2003

by Brandon December 4, 2003

feste

A person, item or situation that is particularly distateful. Derived from a character in shakespeares twelth night.

"you are so feste"

"that is so feste"

by hackerslut September 16, 2008

Cabbage Fest

Sister to the term sausage fest, a cabbage fest is a Party, or Alcohol-Driven even mostly consisting of Female visitors, usually quite annoyed that there isn't a greater presence of Men around. Usually quite good for blokes though, as the chance of pulling has just gone very much in their way.

Girl 1: Oh girls, can't believe this, it's a cabbage fest in here!

Girl 2: Yeah, can't believe this!

Guy 1: Ey Ladies :D

by Russ Bishop March 12, 2007

sweat fest

a term used to describe something that is of poor cleanliness.

"man, that party last night was a dirty little sweat fest"

by gtreg February 23, 2008